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Saturday, June 7th, 2008

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Subject:The world turns on it's Axis, one man works while another relaxes
Time:11:15 am.
The Finale of Peep Show last night was glorious!

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007

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Time:10:13 pm.
Four days until we move back to England, it's panick 'Can we get this place nice and clean in time?? Oh god theres so much left to do" Time!

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

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Subject:Indie Alert
Time:10:31 am.
You HAVE to listen to the new album by 'The National' called Boxer. It is by far one of the best new albums I've heard in a long time.

Stand out track for me is 'Mistake for Strangers'.

Don't question me here, just get it as soon as it comes out (I think its the end of the month).

Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

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Subject:Woohoo
Time:9:37 pm.
This weekend me and the wife hit level 70 and got our flying mounts, it really made our sunday.

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No the words 'no life', 'loser' and 'sad sad man' don't mean a thing to me...

Friday, April 6th, 2007

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Subject:Oh god
Time:1:38 pm.
I told someone this story earlier but thought it had enough merit to repeat.

I used to quite like twizzlers, however I am well aware that they are mostly sugar+red coloring, in an effort to balance my craving for twizzlers but not my crazing for obesity I bought a pack of sugar free twizzler knock-offs. In-genius don't you think? So there I am happily consuming my faux-strawberry flavored product, when I finish the pack I happen to be glancing over the packaging, and then I saw something that caught my eye:

WARNING: EXCESSIVE CONSUMPTION MAY CAUSE LAXATIVE EFFECT

At that exact second I felt a rumbling, nay a disturbance in the delicate fabric of my intestines.

The moral of this story is not, to properly read packaging, the moral is WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU MAKE A PRODUCT THAT HAS A BUILT IN LAXATIVE EFFECT? Surely there are other sugar substitutes available? Did the marketing guys really sit down and say hmm, you know what would be great? If eating this package totally made you run for the bathroom and stay there for some time, am I right guys? Yeah I'm right, HIGH FIVE!

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007

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Subject:Amazing
Time:1:16 pm.
So I've not really been on livejournal properly literally in years, and am amazed, saddened and surprized that at the few people who are still around on here have such rapidly different lives.

From the vegan feminist Rasta who became a born against christian and had two kids, to the stoner hippy who wanted to travel the world settling down with a wife and child, and then some sad news.

I sometimes feel like I'm the only person who hasn't really moved on, I'm still happily married and in the US although we are about to move back to the UK in mid june but thats about as exciting as it gets. I'm tempted to start making crappy music again but I most definitely can't sing, or play very good and to be honest not sure what the point would be.

To anyone out there still using LJ, hello!

Monday, July 25th, 2005

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Time:6:09 am.
I'm pissed off that the family of the Brazillian man shot dead by London police is going to sue the police. It was a tragic terrible incident, but the day after several attempted suicide bombings, a guy acting suspicious ignores challenges by armed police who showed ID. He trys to run into the underground, he jumps the turnstiles, and when challenged again ignores police, he then trys to run ON to a subway train, and when the police try to restrain him he starts struggling.

So whats an officer to do, either shoot and possibly save hundreds of lives, or say oops, do you mind terribly telling me if you're a suicide bomber or not? Meanwhile it he had of been one it would of been ample time to detonate himself.

If he HAD of turned out to be a suicide bomber and kiilled a load of people, the police would now be under criticism that they failed to stop him. It was tragic that the guy was killed, but they thought he was about to detonate himself, and didn't have any other choice.

For those being critical of their actions, I haven't heard what THEY would of done, or what the police should of done instead.

Thursday, July 7th, 2005

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Time:7:39 pm.
Wankers. Of all things don't mess up a persons commute. I was rather proud to be British with the way everyone was calm and taking it in their stride.

Woman whos leg is covered in blood and limping: Oh its okay, I wish they'd not worry about me and get to the REALLY injured people.

The blitz, the IRA, and now this, why don't they seem to get that the British don't get terrorised, we just get rather put out at the inconvenience?Silly terrorists.

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